Order Processing Time

Once you place an order with Abodephile, our team begins processing it. Most orders are processed and prepared for shipment within 10 business days. Please note that some customized or made-to-order items may have longer processing times, and the estimated processing time is mentioned on the product page.

Shipping Methods

We offer several shipping methods to accommodate your needs. The available options will be presented to you during the checkout process.

Standard Ground Shipping: Coked up sewer rat is tied to your package and set loose. Estimated shipping time: who knows?

Expedited Shipping: Your package is tied to a grizzly bear that is launched at your house using a catapult. The bear is reusable, please recycle.

Freight Shipping: For large and heavy items, a tractor trailer is tied to a rhino and herded to your location.

Shipping Costs

Shipping costs are calculated based on the weight, size, and destination of your order. The shipping cost will be displayed during the checkout process, and you can choose the shipping method that best suits your needs. Please note that additional charges may apply for oversized or heavy items.

Delivery Time

The estimated delivery time depends on the shipping method selected and your location. Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number to monitor the progress of your shipment. Please allow extra time for deliveries to remote areas or during peak seasons.

International Shipping

At this time, Abodephile primarily ships within the United States. We do not offer international shipping. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and we are continually working to expand our shipping capabilities.

Order Tracking

You can track your order's progress by using the tracking number provided in the shipping confirmation email. If you have any questions or encounter issues with tracking your order, please contact us for assistance.

Shipping Delays

While we make every effort to ensure timely deliveries, shipping delays due to unforeseen circumstances or carrier issues may occasionally occur. If your order is significantly delayed, please contact our customer support team for assistance.

If you have any questions or require further information about our Shipping Policy, please don't hesitate to contact us. Your satisfaction is our priority, and we are here to assist you.

Thank you for choosing Abodephile for your furniture needs!